Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Hyuna gets collarbone piercings



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-She looks so fucking cool...

-Oh, Goshㅠㅠㅠ That looks so painful

-What if it gets stuck on her bra straps or clothes? That'd be really painful

-It suits Hyuna really well, they look pretty

-It looks cute but I bet it hurts a lot... A loser like me will never dare to try that out

-H... How is that even possible?

-Hul... The piercing on my ears hurt a lot when my hair gets stuck in it, I can't believe how painful this one is. It hurts me just by looking at it.

-The scar it left will probably never fade away. The hole it left wouldn't be able to get smaller, would it?

-A friend of mine has 4 of collarbone piercings and it gives me pain just to look at itㅠㅠㅠ

-I'm sure they didn't pierce right on her bone, right...?

-Then how does she take shower...?

-I would never know that it's possible to have piercings on your collarbone if it wasn't for Hyuna

-I got goosebumps right at the second I saw it, it looks so painfulㅠㅠ

-That looks so fucking painful...
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Sunday, January 5, 2020

Most of men don't know how women usually pee (realistically)


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-Is this for real?ㄷㄷ

-I'm a woman myself, but do other women really pee like that??

-I have never done that in my life... I just grab my skirt and pull them to the front, that's all.

-I'm a woman and I have never peed like thatㅋㅋㅋ

-Maybe it's just you, OP? I can't relate to this post at all...

-Won't your hair get ruined if you do that?? I've never thought of that beforeㅋㅋㅋ

-Ew, why does this look disgusting to me?

-I usually roll my skirt up, that technique looks very fascinating to meㅋㅋㅋ

-Nah, women usually never let their butts touch the toilet at allㅋㅋ

-Why would anyone do that?

-Is this a joke? Who would do that and ruin their hair?

-No... Your hair will get messed up...

-This is so f*cking hilarious...

-Guys, it's just a joke...

-No...?
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IU's Instagram Update

'I can understand why they manipulate the charts'
IU's respond: 'But please, don't do this (manipulate the charts)'

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-Seems like IU watched the latest episode of 'Things I Want To Know'ㅋㅋㅋ

-People used to talk shit about IU, calling her 'The Daughter of Melon' and suspect her for manipulating her chartsㅋㅋㅋ The f*ck? Then how did her songs didn't get any awards and rank high on Melon? Netizens are so f*cking frustating

-It's my first time seeing IU openly talks about something like this...ㄷㄷ

-Those manipulators harmed IU and her workㅠㅠ 

-She sounds really cool!! A lot of harms were done to her, especially during her latest comeback...

-Even IU can't help but openly talks about this issue...

-I bet IU actually knows who's behind all of this...

-I hope the truth will be revealed and those people will get punishment they deserve...

-Please stop manipulating charts and sales!!

-She's right... Don't manipulate charts and sales...ㅠㅠ

-I feel so grateful that she spoke up for this issueㅠㅠ As expected from Queen IU, God-Jieun!!

-I will always be rooting for herㅠㅠ

-You know it's THAT serious when IU speaks up about it...
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Can you tell who these celebrities are based from their eyes, nose, and lips only?

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-Isn't #4 is JYP?

-I think #3 is Irene...?

-#1 is Suzy

-#8 is Yook Sungjae, no...?

-#1 is Suzy. I think #5 is Nayeon...? Or Momo...?

-#6 is Im Siwan...?

-#2 is Jungkook...?

-Why do they all look like Jeongyeon to me...?

-#1 is Suzy, #2 is Yeo Jingoo, #3 is ...?, #4 is Park Seojoon, #5 is Mina, #6 is Im Siwan, #7 is Park Sungwoong, and #8 is Dahyun

-#3 is Jang Wonyoung, #5 is Irene

-Suzy, Jungkook, Kim Do Ah, Park Seojoon, Momo, Im Siwan, JYP, Yook Sungjae

-#1 is Suzy, #2 is Jungkook, #4 is Jeon Sungwoo, #6 is D.O...? Or Im Siwan...?

-#4 is Dongbaek's boyfriend, isn't it?

-I thought #2 was a female celebrityㅋㅋㅋ I know who #8 is, it's Dahyun. I'm the most curious about #4, who is it?

-I only got Suzy and Im Siwan right...
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BTS' V falls onto his knees in the Red Carpet of Golden Disc Awards

He fell during the red carpet and landed right on both of his kneesㅋㅋ Look at how witty he is
It's so hilarious and adorable at the same time, anyway look at how handsome he is...

MC: You didn't get hurt, did you, V? You're fine, right?
V: Yes, I'm all well
MC: He said he's all well










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-Whoa, he's really handsome...

-Look at how toned his thighs are. Is there anything that he doesn't have?

-Oh God, my heart just dropped to my stomach. Everything he did after he fell is so adorable, I can't help but smileㅋㅋㅋ

-Look at how Jin also knelt right after V fellㅋㅋㅋ He's so witty...

-Why did Jin also knelt down?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Oh God, for a second I thought he was going to pull out a ring and propose to me...

-He should've bowed and wished everyone a happy new yearㅋㅋㅋ It would've been way more naturalㅋㅋㅋ

-Why did the guy next to him also knelt down after seeing him?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-V fell on his knees... But the only thing I can notice is how handsome he is...

-He said he's all wellㅋㅋㅋㅋ It's such a relief that he didn't get seriously hurtㅋㅋ

-He fell down so beautifullyㅠㅠㅠ He should've been more carefulㅠㅠ

-V is seriously so adorable. It must've hurt a lot when he fellㅠㅠ

-Jin-ahㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ He's so adorable and heart-warmingㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I'm in love with Jin... 
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Seventeen's Vernon wearing mask





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-His visual is insane...

-It feels like I'm watching a movie...

-What the f*ck?? Doesn't this drive you insane?

-He looks like Romeo;;

-Whoa, he looks insane. He looks like a King.

-I have never seen anyone whose nose fit perfectly in those type of masks...

-Oh God, I misread the title and thought he was in King of Masked Singer or something...

-He's literally driving me crazy;; Does he have any plans to star in any movies soon?

-Hul, it's f*cking Romeo...

-I've always noticed that he resembles Leonardo Dicaprio...

-Is he filming for Titanic or what?

-Hul, he still looks handsome even when half of his face is covered...

-Isn't this Leonardo Dicaprio?

-When will this movie be released?

-Are we in Hollywood...?
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BTS as 7 Greek Gods for Golden Disc Awards



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-Jin is Aphrodite...? I literally stopped everything I was doing when he came up on the screen...

-V is surely driving me insane. I can't believe he actually looks good in that.

-A little bit cringey but seeing V in the end makes me forget about everything elseㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-The power that V holds...

-How Can I Love The VCR, It's BTS The One That I Love (NB: it's a pun from Akdong Musician's song title)

-V rocks this concept really well...

-BTS is already cool as they are. Why did they have to do this, it's sort of hard for me to watchㅋㅋ

-I'm a huge fan of BTS but this is so cringe-worthy, I can't bring myself to watch thisㅋㅋㅋ

-They're so freaking handsome...

-V is driving me so f*cking insane...

-I literally stopped breathing when I saw V... He's so freaking handsome...

-I can't believe V actually manages to look good in such concept...ㄷㄷㄷ

-Jungkook is really good-looking, I had fun spending some time staring at his face

-Am I the only one who actually likes this VCR?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I don't have the perfect vision but I managed to watch this VCR without my glassesㅋㅋㅋ
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