Wednesday, August 10, 2016

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I sat in front of Yook Sungjae in the cinema..

I'm a muggle and f*ck.. I saw Yook Sungjae today.
I'm not his fan but I watched WGM and find him really likeable..
But anyway, I'm sorry.. I'm just too excited because he's too handsome..
My friend and I were going to watch a movie so we promised to meet each other in Coex around 11am. Anyway.. Near the locket there was an advertisements board or something like that.. I was starting at that and when I turned my back.. I saw a really handsome person who looked like Yook Sungjae, he was getting his own ticket.. 
I kept looking at him because he's handsome and I realized that he's really Yook Sungjae f*ck.. It's too bad I don't have any proofs but listen up.
He was wearing a black cap, denim jacket and dark shorts.. He didn't wear socks and used a pair of sneakersㅋㅋ I saw his anklesㅋㅋㅋ
Me and my friend are not that tall.. I'm only 160cm and she's around 153..? He didn't look like he's over 180cm to us, my boyfriend is around 175cm and he looks like he's 175cm as well..
He watched the movie with someone else.. Maybe it was his manager..

He didn't look this sharp..

But he looked exactly like this..
His skin tone is actually darker than this and his face shape looks rounder..
Ah I should've taken a picture.. My friend kept kicking her feet around, she was like "F*ck it's Yook Sungjae f*ck!!!!" 
My friend and I sat in front of his seat and his manager's.
Do you know what movie did we watch?
The Secret Life of Petsㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Try to ask him what movie did he watch recently, I'm not lying! He would say it's 'The Secret Life of Pets'ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
To those human who went to Coex around 11am.. Someone spread a rumour that there was a celebrity in Coex so there were around 30 people came with their DSLR.. Did you all know that Yook Sungjae was standing behind you? Only two or three people realized it..
And BTOB's Fans.. Yook Sungjae is so freaking handsome.. I haven't seen a lot of celebrities in real life but I know for sure that he looks so cute in real life.. He was expressionless, so he looked like a .. cold cutie?ㅋㅋ My friend had to held the urge to take off his capㅋㅋ

1. [+65][-5] It hasn't been that long since he returned to Korea but it seems like he really did watch this movieㅋㅋ And Sungjae is really 180cmㅠㅠ I saw him in real life and was surprised because he was over 180cm..
2. [+50][-0] I'm so freaking jealous of youㅠㅠ I live in the countryside so I will never experience the same thing.. Anyway, you're saying that most of the people in that cinema didn't recognize him and he watched the movie comfortably, right?
3. [+49][-1] Unbelievable.. Crazy.. I'm so f*cking jealous..ㅠㅠ Anyway, Yook Sungjae went to watch 'The Secret Life of Pets' with a man?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ So freaking cute.. This is why I fall for him..
4. [+35][-0] Hul.. This is a picture of him in the airport yesterday.. Black cap and denim jacket.. It must be realㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I'm so jealous..
5. [+14][-1] Sungjae is a little bit over 180cmㅎㅎ I want to watch the movie as wellㅠㅠ
6. [+12][-0] Sungjae is over 180cm..ㅠㅠ I saw him in real life and he was really tall!! There's no way that he's 175cm!! Changsub is 177cm and Sungjae is much taller than him..ㅎㅎ
7. [+11][-0] I have seen him in real life before and I'm sure he's over 180cm..
8. [+10][-0] Wait what.. He's over 180cm, though?ㅠㅠ Anyway, I'm so jealous of youㅠㅠ 
9. [+8][-0] Denim jacket in the middle of summer??!?
10. [+7][-1] I believe this eventhough there's no proofsㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm so jealous of youㅋㅋ
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19) Guys.. My mom caught me masturbatingㅠㅠ

I was doing it at dawnㅠㅠ My mom suddenly came into my room without making any noisesㅠ I didn't even know she already opened the door and I kept doing it and suddenly our eyes met.. I stopped and it was so f*cking awkward.. My mom just walked away and told me to go to sleep.. What should I doㅠㅠ Please give me some advices.. I really want to kill myself.. For your information, I'm a girl!ㅠㅠ


1. [+125][-1] My boobs get swollen everytime I'm on my period, and there was this day when my boobs got swollen so much so I did a massage and my older brother saw it.. He screamed telling my mom that I was masturbating.. I ought to kill him..

2. [+115][-1] I'm so jealous of you, she just pretended as if she didn't see it.. My mom caught me doing the same thing and she always accuse me doing it whenever I spend a long time inside the bathroom, eventhough I'm just poopingㅠㅠ She also goes through my phone and my kakao talkㅠㅠ And she also caught my little brother watching porn in midnight and she woke me just to nag me and him..

3. [+44][-1] It's going to be awkward as hellㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ You're going to remember that time whenever you see her faceㅋㅋㅋ

4. [+36][-0] That's why I always do it secretly.. and when my mom comes into my room, I just pretend playing with my phone..

5. [+34][-0] The same thing happened to me when I was sitting in 2nd grade!! I did it while watching the TV because it felt nice, my parents saw me and they were very flustered.. I want to kill myself whenever I think of it..

6. [+18][-0] How could you get caught red-handed like that?? Just do it secretly..

7. [+14][-0] I accidentally saw my older brother jerking off and our eyes met.. He just apologized like "Ah.. I'm sorry" and wore his pants againㅋㅋㅋㅋ It was awkward for awhile..

8. [+9][-0] Whoa f*ckㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋIt must be so embarassingㅋㅋㅋ

9. [+6][-0] Don't you all just do it secretly under the blanket??

10. [+6][-0] You will get skilled once you get used to itㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I hope she would act as if she didn't see itㅋㅋㅋ
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I texted with a boy from another class..

Freakㅠㅠㅠㅠ It's my first time exchanging texts with himㅠㅠㅠ
Ah, I'm in a hurry.. Anyway, today was the first day of school, that's why no one brought P.E uniform today.. But then a close friend of mine offered a help to me to borrow one from a boy in her class.. At first, I rejected it because it's a boy's uniform and once I saw the name tag.. I was so shocked because I know that he's a tall person and his face.. How should I put this into words? He kind of looks like Baekhyun? Onew?.. Anyway, the owner of the uniform is a really handsome kid.. That's why I rejected it eventhough she insisted me to borrow it.. 

She said no one cares and I'm the only one who's making a big fuss of it, so in the end I borrowed it but I only put it around my waist and didn't wear it.. But during the P.E class, I fell over and got some dirt on it.. I'm currently washing it right nowㅠㅠㅠ I'm so freaking embarassedㅠㅠ I've never seen him before school started, but I do have his contact in Kakaotalk.. He's like.. a very close friend of my friend's friend?? Well anyway..

Boy: Excuse me, I'm sorry for texting you at this time..
OP: It's okay. Why?
Boy: Ah.. Nothing much.. I'm just wondering if you have my P.E uniform with you..?
OP: Yes. I will return it to you tomorrow. I'm sorryㅜㅜ

Boy: No, no. You don't need to return it hurriedly. I'm just checking if you have it with you. No need to rush.
OP: I'm currently washing it
Boy: Aigo, thanks. It's fine though..
OP: Honestly.
Boy: Yes?
OP: I fell over while wearing that uniform. I'm sorry.
Boy: Are you fine?

Boy: It's okay. Don't worry.
OP: Yes, I'm healthy.
Boy: Okay thenㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It's a relief.
OP: I will go to your class and return it tomorrow.
Boy: It's okay, I can go to your class to get it.
OP: I'm the one who borrows it, I'm the one who should go to your class
Boy: Okay then. !.
OP: Okay.

Boy: Sleep tight. Are you not going to sleep yet?
OP: Nope. I'm going to sleep later. You too, sleep tight.
Boy: Ok. See you tomorrow.

I'm trying hard not to make it obvious that I'm trembling nowㅜㅜ

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I put his uniform in a shopping bag and went to his class to return it myself.
I was so nervous and trembling but he just smiled as me as he took the shopping bag, and said "Thanks" I thought my heart was going to burst.. I replied, "No problem. Thanks, anyway" and there was a second of silent between us. He lowered his gaze and I smiled slightly, but then he said "Can I get your number from xx(OP's friend)?" I was so shocked.. I never thought he would say this..I was so surprised so I was speechless and he had to ask me once again and I just nodded my head so hard and said bye.. 
Later, we met in the hallway and he greeted me with his eye-smile and he also waved at meㅠㅠㅠㅠ
It was so unbelievable.. This feels so incredibly nice..


1. [+322][-6] 'I'm healthy'ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ So freaking cuteㅋㅋㅋ You have to thank him and return it while he's in his class! Don't just leave it on his desk!!

2. [+287][-16] Try to text him in a cute manner!! You sound like a wall..

3. [+274][-8] Don't forget to use fabric conditioner that smells girly, innocent and pure!! Ah.. Why does my heart flutter when I read this..

4. [+103][-1] I thought you were going to complain about getting a text from a weird personㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm so jealous of you..

5. [+66][-2] 'I'm healthy' Why does that part sound so cute to meㅋㅋㅋ I'm 100% sure that boy laughed a little when he got that textㅋㅋㅋ

6. [+58][-46] They sound like they were written by the same person.. This is just a lie..

7. [+50][-5] Seems like the OP is pretty..

8. [+35][-0] If he looks like Baekhyun and Onew then it means that he's handsome.. And he writes in the right grammar, no typos.. And the way he talks is just so sweet.. It's too bad.. You could've just texted him one more time..

9. [+27][-0] The OP told him that she's healthyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

10. [+20][-0] I thought you were going to complain about getting a text from a weird personㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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A lot of people can relate to this side of Taeyeon

TY: "I don't like being alone but I want to be alone.."

I can relate to this.. I hate being left alone but I want to be left alone at the same time..

-This is so me..

-Hul.. Me too..

-Hmm.. How should I put this into words.. I don't like being left alone, but I don't like being bothered either..

-Me too.. I feel so lonely whenever I see my friends hanging out together, I always think to myself that I want to play with them but at the same time I wish they would leave me alone.. 

-That's meㅜㅜ I really hate being alone, but I can't help it.. I just want to be alone..

-I used to feel that way but I don't anymore.. I just stay at home for the whole day now.. I don't even want to meet people..

-I hate being alone, but being alone is seriously the best..

-Hanging out with friends is the best thing in the world, but I'm just too lazy..

-I like playing with my friends but I'm too lazy to step out from my house..

-I really like being alone but when I'm alone, I always feel lonely.. But still, I really hate it when someone comes to me when I'm alone..

-I know that this is selfish but it's just me.. I really hate being alone but at the same time I don't put any effort to not being alone..

-Me these days..

-I like playing with my friends but I'm just too lazy and it tires me..

-And this is how I became a loner..

-I can relate to this..
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A male idol who sent a game invitation to his boss

is Seventeen's Jeonghan.

He admitted it through a rap (?) on VApp yesterday.

JH: "I, sent a friends run invitation on kakaotalk to our boss!"

JH: "He was so surprised, for sure!"

 JH: "Boss! I already apologized to him through the text, but he was like.."

JH: *sighs*

JH: "That's impressive.."

JH: "That was the moment I realized what it feels like to have a heart attack.."
He also said that it was his first time texting with his bossㅋㅋ

"That's impressive.."

-Friends Runㅋㅋㅋ Yoon Jeonghan is so funny these daysㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Whoa.. I got a goosebumps because of the last gif.. Feels like I just finished reading a horror storyㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Seventeen is exploding with a lot of charmsㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-What's gotten into Yoon Jeonghan these daysㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I feel like Hong Jisoo and Yoon Jeonghan are the funniest members these daysㅋㅋㅋ They always rap whenever I see themㅋㅋㅋ

-I watched this on the bus and I literally bursted out laughing because of himㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It was so embarassingㅋㅋ

-This is so funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Whoa.. Seems like they have their own phones eventhough they're rookiesㅋㅋㅋㅋ How could he send a game invitation to his bossㅋㅋ

-Ah, Yoon Jeonghanㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I find him the funniest one from Seventeenㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-It was so funny I laughed until the point I thought I was going to faintㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Whoa.. His boss is so handsome..

-His boss' reply is funnierㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-That's something that Yoon Jeonghan would definitely do..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-It's still funny no matter how many times I've watched itㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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A main vocal who has surely gotten rid of his 'Idol' image

He looks like a man who lives next door.. (No, he's not Lee Hongki)

-His bag is so pretty..

-Ah.. He's really cuteㅋㅋ

-The last pictureㅋㅋㅋ

-He looks like a man who lives next door going out from his house to throw away the garbageㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Lee Hongkiㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Ah.. He's so freaking cuteㅋㅋㅋ

-His hairㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-He's just a fool who lives around my neighbourhood.. He's not Lee Hongkiㅋㅋㅋ

-Hongki.. Your jaw would fall off if you yawn like thatㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I'm so used to it now so I'm not that surprisedㅋㅋㅋ

-It's been a long time since he's gotten rid of that imageㅋㅋㅋ

-Where can I find a man who lives next door like that..

-I want to call him Oppaㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-He looks so comfortable living that wayㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-He's still young.. Don't call him uncleㅠㅠㅠ

-Oppa.. I like you so much..

-Ah.. This is so funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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