I was playing this game with my friends and decided to post it here because I find it really funny.
I don't know how, but you got the chance to join Blackpink as a new member.
However, you must join the group immediately as you are now.
You have no time and can't practice singing, dancing, get plastic surgeries, and go on a diet.
It's a 7-year contract. The company can't fire you and you can't withdraw from the group either.
The income of the group will be divided by the number of members.
The shocking news of a new member joining the group causes a frenzy worldwide.
Everyone is in a commotion, they all will be focused on you.
There are even petitions for you to leave the group.
When the group releases merchandise, only your merchandise won't sell.
Everyone will be talking about you.
When the other members are appointed to be the ambassadors for high-end brands like Chanel, Dior, Celine, and Yves St. Laurent, you are chosen to be the ambassador of Daiso.
When the other members shoot pictorials for Vogue, you are guesting in Altoran and Body God.
You will be asked to drink Noni juice and do 3-minute stretches for forward head posture.
I think you will also be asked to take before-and-after pictures as well.
But after considering the income, I decided to join the group regardless.
My friends have mixed reactions, thoughㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-F*ck it... I can't do thatㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I will absolutely do it... Just imagine the amount of money you will make. I will join and quit Internetㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-If it's only for 7 years, I'm absolutely down for itㅋㅋㅋㅋ It's a win for me, since the income will be divided equally...
-I'll even make plenty of extra income by suing the malicious commentersㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I will get myself a therapist and join the groupㅋㅋㅋ Also, I will never check the Internet again...
-I don't think I can do that... I'll probably get a mental illness if I do...
-I think I can do that if the members actually like me...
-Daiso ambassadorㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-I think I'll get lifelong irreparable mental issues for that 7 yearsㅜㅜ I'll pass~~
-The whole world will be my haters...
-I don't think I can do that, even if the members are actually nice to meㅠㅠ I don't have the mentality for that...
-I have a weak mental, I can never do thatㅠㅠㅠ
-That's f*cking cruel... I'm not doing that
-Of course, I will do that. If anyone suffers from any loss, it would be Blackpink, not me.
-Only if the group is okay with me joining them...
-Will I get along with the members? If so, I will endure those 7 years and get plastic surgeries to change my whole face after I leave...
-I... actually want to be the ambassador for Daisoㅋㅋㅋㅋ
