My Starbucks Fake Name is Mark...

So my Starbucks fake name is Mark. And there's this person who used Doyoung as their fake name, they glanced at me and chuckled as they left. 

I'm sorry, but I meant Mark from Got7. 

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-It was a misunderstandingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-'I'm sorry, but I meant Mark from Got7'ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I can't help but imagine the face that the person with the fake name 'Doyoung' madeㅋㅋㅋ

-All these Marks are so gorgeous...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-There's too many Marks in this post, now that name sounds really weird to me...

-I had to read this post several times before I finally got the point... I guess I'm getting old now...

-I can totally understand this whole misunderstanding...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Am I the only one who finds this funny?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I can't believe it has been 2 years since that tweet was posted... Time sure flies really fast...

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Story of BTS' RM buying a pair of second-hand pants online

RM: I'm interested in buying 'Camus'

Seller: You're the one who ordered Hakama last timeㅎㅎ I'm sure you'll be satisfied with the size^^ㅎㅎ My bank account is XXX

RM: I will send the money before 3, please wait a momentㅎㅎ

Seller: Of course, let me know once you're done. 

Seller: Have you sent the money yet?

RM: I sent the money. Is the shipping fee included?ㅎㅎ This is my address XXX, Kim Namjoon

Seller: Yes, the shipping fee is included. I'm already at work now, I will ship it first thing in the morning tomorrow. Thank you so much. 

Seller: I already sent the product! I hope you like it!

Seller: I'm really sorry, but are you Rap Monster of BTS? I just noticed your name and address, and I think I'm right. I didn't notice it before. I know that you really like Visvim (Brand), if it's really you then it's such an honor for me..ㅎㅎ I'm sorry if this comes out rudeㅠㅠ You can just ignore this textㅎ Have a great day!

RM: Thank you:)

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-How did the seller know it was him? I don't think he noticed it just because of the name...

  ㄴThe sender probably noticed that it's going to be sent to Hannam The Hill, it's where he livesㅋㅋ

-BTS buying a pair of second-hand pants online? He's really down to earthㅋㅋㅋ

-My friend once bought something online, turns out the seller was an idol. So he asked for an autograph while he's at itㅋㅋㅋ

-So he bought second-hand pants instead of a new one? Is it a limited edition? Or is it a special one or something else??

-Kim Namjoon is seriously so adorableㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I can believe that BTS also shops online too... I'm so jealous of the person who sold it to him. I mean, how fascinating it is to know that one of your customers is BTS...ㅋㅋㅋ

-He didn't buy that second-hand pants to save money. Those pants are so rare, it's almost like a limited editionㅋㅋ

-It's so cool to know that rich people buy second-hand stuffs, tooㅋㅋ Or is it because it's a rare product? 

-But does it even make sense...? That he buys things online and ship it to his own home, with his real name...? On top of that, just last year...?

-So he gave out his address instead of Big Hit's...? I had no idea...

-I wonder if there are things I have that Kim Namjoon is interested in buying... I'm willing to sell it to him no matter whatㅠㅠㅠ

-The more I get to know him, the more adorable he isㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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Idols... are really... amazingㅋㅋㅋㅋ

This is what it looks like when they do a Video-Call Fansign

They have to act all cutesy in front of people who are watching them closely like that...

I mean, doing it through Video Call Fansign is so much more embarrassing than doing it on normal fansigns.

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1. [+306][-32] Being a celebrity is not as easy as it looksㅠㅠ Let's send them heart-warming messages instead of full-of-hatred ones...

2. [+290][-3] That must feel like a 'real' job... I personally think it would be better if they just leave the idols alone so that they can talk to their fans like friendsㅠㅠ If I were them, I probably would feel burdened and couldn't have fun. In the end, I would get sick of it and quit.

3. [+176][-13] Hulㅠㅠ There would be people who think, 'They're earning money off of it, it pays off'. But please, don't think that way and respect them. Stop sending them hate messagesㅠㅠ

4. [+162][-2] They've been trained like that ever since they were trainees. They were trained to have thick skins. The ones that get to debut are the ones that nail it. It's not that surprising to me. 

5. [+137][-4] Yeah, but that's how they make money. I mean, you get money from acting all cute, there's nothing better than that.

6. [+91][-0] You're worrying your Oppa because he has to act cute in front of staffs?ㅠㅠㅠ You're worrying for nothing, babyㅠㅠ

7. [+89][-2] Okay, let's think about it. They probably talk to each fan for 2 minutes maximum. They just hold in their embarrassment for 2 minutes and then they get the money. That's what idols are selling to their fans, fan-services. So, I don't see anything wrong from it. 

8. [+55][-2] Yeah, and they still make more money than non-celebrities. 

9. [+52][-0] That's not as easy as it looks. There are thousands of people who wish they could do that, but they can't. 

10. [+50][-1] Why are you worrying about them. They only do that for an hour or two, and get a lot of money after it.

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Dispatch removes everything about BTS from their Instagram account

...ㄷㄷㄷ Pay attention to their Highlights

Yesterday

Now

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1. [+94][-6] Why do they behave like a couple who just broke up...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

2. [+51][-3] I'm gonna save Hobi's pictures before it gets removedㅠㅠ

3. [+27][-1] Seems like Dispatch is sulking because BTS didn't have a pictorial with themㅋㅋㅋㅋ What are you doing, Dispatch?

4. [+15][-0] I don't think they only removed BTS' Highlights...? They removed all of their Highlights, to be exact.

5. [+11][-1] That's very childish of themㅠㅠ Seems like they're sulking because Big Hit is not doing what they want...

6. [+9][-0] Armys, please don't do this. You know what happens if you mess with Dispatch, right? They also removed the Highlights of the other idols, anyway. 

7. [+6][-1] Dispatch, you fool

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My boyfriend is pissed at me, but don't you think it's cute?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

We've been dating for 4 years, so please understand...

I didn't contact him for a while because I was watching Hospital Playlist, and he got so upset.

I watched the drama as soon as I got home from cram school, I didn't even wash up. 

I'm having an exam period soon but I can't help but watch Hospital Playlist until late night, I'm out of my freaking mind, for real.

BF: What are you up to. You're watching Hospital Playlist, aren't you? Please check your phoneㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

OP: Yeah, whyㅜ

BF: How long have you been watching that. You're not even curious about what I'm up to now, right??

OP: Of course I'm curious. What are you up to?

BF: Forget it, f*ck. Don't pretend like you care. I'm just gonna go to bed and cry my f*cking self to sleep. 

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1. [+59][-0] Just the right amount of jealousy, I like that...

2. [+28][-0] You guys are so freaking adorableㅋㅋㅋ I guess this is why people date...

3. [+12][-0] I'm so jealous of both of you... This is the kind of relationship that I want. Just being comfortable around each other, it's so adorable...

4. [+11][-0] I'm so freaking jealous of you guys... You've been dating for 4 years, you guys are already comfortable with each other but it's still heart-fluttering. Must be nice for both of you.

5. [+8][-9] If only he didn't cuss... It makes him sound trashy.

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Which idols are the most popular in your class?

Most of my classmates are Seventeen's fans!! One of them is a fanboy!

The second most popular idol group in my class would be NCTㅎㅎ

And also BTS!!

There's also some of my friends who like bands, for example Day6ㅎㅎ

There's also some of them who hate talking about idols...ㅋㅋㅋ Because their bias has recently became a father^^ㅋㅋㅋ I'm sorry, friendㅋㅋㅋ

So there are 6 of my friends who like Seventeen, 6 of them have different biases!

The members I could memorize are Jeonghan, S.Coups, Hoshi, Woozi...? I don't remember the other one but my friend calls him Chan-ah!! So, I'm guessing his name is Chan-ie...? (Could be Haechan, Gichan...)

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1. [+118][-14] NCT unexpectedly has a lot of fans, no?? My class has a lot of NCT's fans

2. [+98][-5] The most popular ones would be BTS and EXO, and then Seventeen, Winner, and NCT. For girlgroups, I think it's GFriend, Blackpink, and Red Velvet.

3. [+46][-4] Guys, please help me out... I'm a fangirl of Lovelyz, and the news has spread all over the school. So everytime my name gets mentioned, they would refer me as 'The kid who likes Lovelyz'. Oh Gosh...

4. [+26][-1] In my class, BTS and Seventeen are the ones I could hear about...

5. [+25][-3] Akdong Musician, IU, Park Hyoshin... And NCT 127

6. [+25][-1] The most popular one in my class is NCT. I'm not a fan, but I have to admit that NCT has a lot of funny members...

7. [+21][-0] It changes every year, and the most popular one this year is NCT... It varied a lot last year, and the year before that was BTS and EXO

8. [+18][-1] None of my classmates like idols...

9. [+15][-0] Seventeen, BTOB, EXO, BTS, and NCT Dream

10. [+10][-0] The most popular one is BTS, followed by Seventeen and Red Velvet

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Is there anyone who's having a hard time because you got dumped for your looks?

It bothers me to think that men, in the end, are all about looks and bodies. 

There are some things that you just can't change, no matter how hard you try. 

Whether it's your breast size, your body type, etc. 

I wish I had a nice body, I would take plenty of pictures, upload them on my Instagram, and gain a lot of followers for it. 

I wish I could be really confident in front of the guy I like. 

I wish I could go on vacation with my boyfriend and take a lot of nice pictures, but...

I don't think it's going to happen in my life this time. 

I know, that looks aren't everything. 

After I got dumped by my ex, I kept thinking about how men see women.
Every time I think about 'looks', I feel so suffocated and in despair...

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1. [+62][-2] If he dumped you for your looks, you wouldn't even have dated him in the first place

2. [+31][-0] As time passes by, people who are confident about themselves look so much more beautiful in my eyes. The key is all about how you see and treat your own self. 

3. [+16][-1] If he dumped you for your looks, he wouldn't have gone out with you in the first place. Why do you think so lowly about your own self. You have to love yourself in order for people to love you. 

4. [+12][-1] He didn't leave you because of how you look, it's just his excuse. When you get sick of someone, you gradually start to hate everything you used to like them for before. For example, you used to look like an angel in his eyes, but not anymore. That's how you know it's over. You deserve to be loved, I'm sure you are. He just got so comfortable with you that he let go of you, it's his loss and not yours. There would be someone out there who would love you so much more than he did. Please, don't blame yourself. 

5. [+12][-1] Then what about all the Hollywood actresses who got dumped by their lovers?? It's just an excuse. Get a grip. 

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