Saturday, April 9, 2022

What to do when a male idol accidentally talks about his girlfriend on a live stream

 

What would you do if you were a male idol and accidentally talks about your girlfriend during live streaming?

Imagine you were a f*cking popular male idol. You were doing a live streaming alone and a fan asked, 'Where did you buy that?'. You accidentally answered, 'Ah, my girlfriend bought it,,'. You suddenly realized what you were saying, so you stopped. Tell me what would you do after that?

-I would say, 'My girlfriend bought it for me. I'm sure she's also watching this live streaming now. XX-ah~~'. I would leave her a video letter and become the most legendary accident caught on live

-'My girlfriend bought... Ah, that's right. My girlfriend bought it for me' Then, I would talk gibberish and turn off the live streaming. And then I would write an apology letter saying, 'Hello everyone, this is XXX! I'm sorry, I was out of my mind earlier because I inhaled glue'

-I would say, 'Honestly, I have several different identities inside myself. When I bought this, myself was taken over by a girl inside of me. I only reveal this to you guys, her name is Mingky. This is my secret hobby'

-'My girlfriend bought this for me!! I'm sorry. What did I just say? Girlfriend? Oh Gosh, I have such bad pronunciation. Not girlfriend but Yeo Jingoo! He bought it for me' (NB: Girlfriend is pronounced Yeojachingu which is quite similar to Yeo Jingoo)

-'This? My girlfriend bought it for me. My ex. Seriously, though. How old am I? Of course I've had ex-girlfriends. I mean, you guys have boyfriends, too~~ I see you wearing rings on your hand when you come to fansigns~~ I don't have one now, it's from an ex. Calm down everyone.'

-'Well... While you guys are here, let's talk about what should I do next... What about a game streamer?'

-'My girlfriend bought it for me~!' I'm sure my fans would leave me if I said that, right? No~~ㅠㅠ Fortunately, I only have my fans.

-'I'm not the only one who's dating!!! OO Hyung is also dating, OO too. OO from another group is also dating!!!'

-I would cry and beg the viewers to not spread the news. I would bawl my eyes out and promise them I would break up with my girlfriend. 

theqoo

-'My girlfriend bought this for me. That girlfriend is you. It's a gift I got from a fan'

-'My girlfriend... bought it for me?? You guys know really well that I don't have one... I would be upset if you think so!!' I would distract them while my legs are f*cking trembling.

-I would probably f*cking cryㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ'I broke up already, though!! It's been a while!! I'll throw this in the garbage then!'

-'This? My girlfriend bought it for me!! My fans are my girlfriendsㅎㅎㅎ It's from a fansupport!!' Will they believe it if I said that?ㅋㅋㅋ

-I'm trembling just by imagining the situationㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I would probably pretend that I was just reading a comment when I said that...

-This is so f*cking hilariousㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I would get hate no matter what I say, so I probably would just reveal that I have a girlfriendㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-The more you talk, the more you get f*cked up...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-'My girlfriend bought it for me, you guys are my girlfriend~' Some kind of bullshit like that, then I would go on Twitter and tweet, 'Oh Gosh, that's the gift I got for XX. I'm trembling so hard right now. Thank you for the proof!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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IVE's fascinating concept for Love Dive

Love Dive is actually Loved Ive. My friend is such a genius, how could he even come up with this.

The title is Love Dive, so I thought it means something like, 'Dive if you love me that much'. Who would've thought that it's about a narcissistic who dives into a pond after seeing their own face in the reflection of the water. IVE's concept is all about confidence and independence, the one they fall in love with in this song = their ownselfㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


There's also these lyrics in Elevenㄷㄷ I think they already planned this beforehand...
'Something transparent between you and me, I look into it quietly. Into the rising waves, I fall even deeper'

In the album cover, you can see LOVED is typed in white characters while IVE is typed in black

Narcissist reflected in the waterㅠㅠ Maybe that's why their album is divided in half just like this?ㅠㅠㅠ I'm getting goosebumps...

+The last part in Eleven, 'I fell in love'
You in front of me
The reflection of me in those eyes of yours
I fell in love

theqoo

-The song sounds even more charming after reading this post, I f*cking love it

-What happened to Starship? They actually did a good job this time

-Whoa, I really find things like these are interesting

-Who came up with this concept? It's driving me insane...

-'I fell in love with the reflection of me in those eyes of yours'.

-Whoa, I really love this. I wonder who came up with this concept because it's really good. Loved Iveㄷㄷㄷ If I came up with such idea, I probably wouldn't be able to hold back myself and just let everyone knows the meaning behind of it.

-Whoa, I'm getting goosebumps... And I think it's good for younger fans, too. I think it delivers the message to love themself. 

-This concept is amazing. More than that, the song, hairstyles, makeup, and outfits are all flawlessㅠㅠ

-I thought this was a fansong since their fanclub's name is Dive... I didn't think of this before.

-Amazing... I had no idea Starship can actually do their job quite well!!

-Seems like Starship is back in the game!

-I mean... If I looked like Wonyoung, I would've fallen in love with myself as well...

-How could Starship come up with such thing?


 

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Thursday, April 7, 2022

Top 3 shows that idols fans really hate back then

Law of The Jungle

Idol Star Athletics Championships

We Got Married

theqoo

 -My idol starred in the 3 of them^^ F*ck

-My idol starred in ISAC and Law of The Jungle, and it's completely fine. They didn't appear in WGM, but if they did, I couldn't help but feel so f*cking pissed off. I'd rather have them film a kissing scene. 

-At least we get to see them in person if they participate in ISAC, unlike Law of The Jungle...

-WGM is the worst one. I mean, ISAC is shitty but WGM... is even worse. However, that doesn't make ISAC any better... What are they gonna do if my baby gets hurt?

-WGM is the worst, you can't even compare it to the other two

-I'm a fan of Red Velvet. Seulgi and Yeri appeared in Law of The Jungle, Joy appeared in WGM, and they also participated a lot in ISAC^^

-I agree, I would also like to add Star King and Strong Heart

-I really hated Star King

-Am I the only one who actually loved ISAC?

-Leaving WGM is not even the end of it...ㅎㅎ

-Why are Star King and Strong Heart not mentioned in this post?

-And also Real Men, f*ck.

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Queendom 2, 'We don't have representative song'. WJSN faces difficulty on choosing their song.


theqoo

-Hul, I've always thought their representative song was Secret. They also have As You Wish.

-Isn't Save Me, Save You their representative song?

-I know I Wish. I f*cking love that song!!

-What are they talking about!! They have As You Wish and Secret!!

-Save Me, Save You, As You Wish, Secret, Happy, Dreams Come True... They have a lot of representative songsㅠㅠ

-I think their representative song is either As You Wish, Save Me, Save You, or Secret.

-Secret, Save Me Save You, Dreams Come True, I Wish, As You Wish!!!

-I've always thought it's Secret...! The second one would be As You Wish, I think?

-What about Secret and As You Wishㅠㅠ

-Even me, an oldie who no longer listens to Kpop, know As You Wish...

-As You Wish, because I always listen to it in new yearㅋㅋㅋ

 -Isn't it As You Wish? But WJSN has a lot of good songs...

-What are they talking about? It's obviously Save Me, Save You! But after reading the comment, I think As You Wish could also be their representative songㅋㅋㅋ Anyway, I love WJSN

-I really like Secret, though...

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Kim Sejeong: The spring in my early 20s was IOI and Gugudan, while the one in my late 20s was Business Proposal

 Q: What impression did Business Proposal leave on Kim Sejeong?

A: I think it will remind me of youth. I'm at a pretty age right now. At this pretty age, I recorded this beautiful moment. It even had a beautiful ending. Once I turn 30 or 40, no matter how much I age, I will look back to my late 20s and the first thing I will think about is 'Business Proposal'. It's the work in my late 20s that opened a lot more chances for me. The spring in my early 20s was filled with IOI and Gugudan, while the spring in my late 20s was filled with 'Business Proposal'.

Thank you for being Shin Hari!





theqoo

-I really loved Business Proposalㅠㅠㅠ

-Sejeong is already in her late 20s, seems like time flies really fast...

-She always talks so beautifully, I like her because it seems like she has a really healthy mind...

-Business Proposal was a really great drama. Good luck to you in the future, Kim Sejeong

-Sejeong's springs have always been beautiful and will always be beautiful.

-Business Proposal was a really really beautiful dramaㅠㅠ I feel like it recorded my youth too...

-I love her because she's a hard-working person...

-I became a fan of her after watching Business Proposalㅠ

-What? She's already in her late 20s??ㄷㄷㄷ

-Sejeong-ah, thank you for starring in Busines Proposal. I got to fangirl over you, I was really happyㅠㅠㅠ Sejeong, I'm sure things will turn out even better for you in the future. I will always be supporting youㅠㅠㅠ

-Sejeong-ah, let's only walk on the flowery paths

-I really loved her acting in Business Proposalㅠㅠ Of course, I love her as an idol. I also love her as an actress. I will always support her. 

-I enjoyed watching Busines Proposalㅠㅠ Thanks to you, my Mondays and Tuesdays became fun!

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Is there any possibilities for Winner's Lee Seunghoon and NCT's Mark to get married?

 

Male idols who have a possibility to marry you, even if it's 1% 

Lee Seunghoon has the possibility of 4% to get married to NCT Mark

It's not impossible...


Surprisingly, he posted the result on his accountㅋㅋㅋㅋ And NCT's Mark responds to that tweet today



Q: What do you think about Lee Seunghoon?

Mark: It's very... Uh... First of all, I think he's a fun person. In fact, I've been listening to him a lot since I was young. Winner is a group that I respect. 

It's not impossible. 

Mark's answer: It's not impossible

theqoo 

-Mark, if you get married... Please adopt me.

-Ah, the way he said it's not impossibleㅋㅋㅋ It's freaking hilariousㅋㅋㅋ

-Jeno said he still can't get married yetㅋㅋㅋㅋ They're all so adorableㅋㅋㅋ

-What the heck... Get in line. I was here first. 

-Even if he had a boyfriend, he doesn't have a girlfriend;; I'll be that girlfriend, then

-Well, one of them is Canadian so... Yes, it's not entirely impossible

-With that profile picture of Lee Seunghoon, it's definitely not impossibleㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Lee Seunghoon taking that quiz in the first place is already funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-What kind of alternate universe is this?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Lee Seunghoon is so funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Jeno: But still, you can't get married yet. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-It even looks more convincing with that profile picture of Lee Seunghoonㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Seunghoon-ssi, please get in line^^

-Why would he take that quiz in the first placeㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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Pictures of TWICE's Nayeon, Day6's YoungK, Park Seoham, and Ahn Hyoseob during their trainee days in JYP

 

Left to Right: Cecilia (JYP ex-trainee), Park Seoham, Ahn Hyoseob, YoungK, Nayeon

Source: Cecilia's Weibo

theqoo

-Ahn Hyoseob's face looks exactly the same but his image totally changedㅋㅋㅋ

-If Park Seoham and Ahn Hyoseob were in the same group, the average height will be no jokeㅋㅋㅋ

-I haven't watched any of Ahn Hyoseob's drama, I've only seen him on Theqoo. It seems like he has various types of facesㅋㅋㅋ And that's an advantage for him as an actorㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Nayeon looks just like Nayeonㅋㅋㅋ It's probably because I've known her since her Sixteen eraㅋㅋㅋ However, I couldn't recognize Ahn Hyoseob every time his past pictures surface online

-It feels like it's my first time seeing Ahn Hyoseob...? I just can't recognize his face hereㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Oh Gosh, I thought the girl on the left was Nayeon. I was so surprised because she looks so different in this pictureㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-How could I not recognize Ahn Hyoseob in this picture...?? I mean, how can I not recognize such a handsome face??

-If the post didn't mention who is who, I probably would have zero clue...

-It's fascinating... I somehow can see Park Jaebum in Ahn Hyoseob's faceㅋㅋㅋ He doesn't look like Park Jaebum at all now, though...

-I wouldn't know it was Ahn Hyoseob if it wasn't mentioned in the post...

-I don't know which one is Ahn Hyoseob... How could my brain not remember his face?

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