I predicted how Blackpink's new song would sound

Title: Kill This Love

Jennie: 'It's all over now~~ I don't need you, etc etc'

Lisa: 95, English Rap, raps in 5 different languages

Jisoo: 'You say it would last forever~~ etc etc'

Rosè: 'I'm so sick of you, bye bye now'

Jennie: Kill~~ This~~ Love~~ (beat drops)

(sounds of gun)

Ddoong Ddang Ddang Ddang Dee Gee Di Gee Ddang Ddang (Kill Kill Kill~~ Autotunes)

Ddoong Ddang Ddang Ddang Dee Gee Di Gee Ddang Ddang 

This person also has predicted how SOLO would sound like before:

Solo~~ Bbaranarananana Doong Doong Doong Doong

I'm all alone right now but I keep thinking of you~~

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Solo~ Bbabababananana Doo Doo Doo Babababa

I won't complain even though I'm all alone right now etc

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Solo~~ Bbarananadadada

(Changes of beat)

Solo~ Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

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-What the heck is that..

-What..?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-As a fan, I'm not really happy to see this kind of post...

-That's so funny...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Well, their upcoming song is produced by Teddy... I somehow can predict how the song would sound like...

-All of Blackpink's songs are great...

-You guys find this funny...??

-I mean, you know how Teddy's songs sound like... So I totally understand why people upload posts like that...

-I think Blackpink's fans would be really offended to see this post, though...ㅠㅠㅠ

-I bet the song is going to be a bop~~~ Blackpink's songs are legendary...

-This is not even funny at all... I don't know what you guys are laughing at...

-'etc, etc'...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-As a fan, I'm not quite entertained to see this post...

-But I bet the song would be so f*cking addicting...

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The two types of ice cream that I would never eat even if they were free

Green Tea

Mint

But I would eat it if I get paid for it

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-I love green tea ice cream~~

-Well, I would absolutely eat it if they were free...

-?!?!?? These are my favorite flavors, thoughㅠㅠㅠㅠ

-Why are you being so cruel to green tea...ㅠㅠㅠ

-I love green tea and mint ice cream!!! Give me both of them for free!!!

-You have no idea how great green tea ice cream tastes....

-Just give it to me then...ㅋㅋㅋ

-I agree with mint ice cream, but what's wrong with green tea ice cream...?

-I hate green tea ice cream so much...

-Hul, what's wrong with green tea ice cream...?

-How could you compare mint choco to green tea... Mint choco is the best...

-I can't believe you dare to belittle green tea and mint ice cream like that...

-You don't know what happiness is...

-Green tea is love...

-I agree, I hate these flavors...

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Amazing photobook of Jimin that an I-fan made

Her aunt gave her tickets to BTS' concert, so she made the scrapbook in returnㄷㄷ

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-She's really devoted...

-Whoa, that's amazing...ㅠㅠㅠ

-I want one of those, that looks really amazing...

-Whoa, I want to know how she makes all of it... It looks incredible..

-Oh Gosh... I'm too lazy even to write my diary. I just watched the whole video and I have to say that she's really devoted...

-Whoa... It looks amazing... I hope she sells those...

-Hul, I really want one...

-Whoa, this is seriously no joke...

-That looks fantastic... I want to know how to make that scrapbook...ㅠㅠㅠ

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Taeyeon gets a lot of hate because of her latest Instagram update

'Attention seeker'

'What an attention seeker. She doesn't even look pretty in that picture'

'I guess people don't change that easily...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ'

'But it's not even that racy, anyway'

'Is this something she should be getting hate for? You crazy bitches, I wonder how you live your life then...ㅋㅋㅋㅋThat's so dumb'

'Why is she taking pictures with only bras on..?'

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-I seriously don't understand if this is something that she should be getting hate for...

-I guess they just want to hate on Taeyeon no matter what...

-Those people seem to have nothing better to do...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-??... Why are they hating on Taeyeon...?

-??? But why...? I seriously don't understand...ㅋ

-She looks really pretty in that picture, thoughㅠㅠㅠㅠ

-??? Taeyeon Unnie is so beautiful, I love herㅎㅎㅎ Anyway, I don't see anything problematic from that picture...

-Seems like the people who hate on Taeyeon for uploading that picture are the people who come from Joseon Dynasty Era...

-So what if she exposes her skin?? Mind your own business..

-I don't mean to compare, but when other celebrities upload pictures with some skin exposure, netizens would praise them and call them girlcrush...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I mean, how is this picture even controversial...??

-They would be really shocked to see SNSD wear bikinis in their M/V for Party...

-Have they never seen bras in their life...?

-It's not like she's naked or anything. What is their problem?

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The thing Taeyeon said after crying from singing UR

'Have you ever felt like this? You feel you hurt your pride or raged because of things you do.

This song, UR, is like homework to me. Whenever I want to test myself, I sing this song.

When I feel confidence, I sing this song too. And now this song makes me cry so hard.

I may lose to this song right now, but I will sing the rest of the songs in a cool way for you guys'

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-No, Unnie... You won over that song...ㅠㅠㅠ

-Ah, I somehow feel sad to hear that...

-She's so cool... She seems to be a person who becomes a singer purely because she's passionate and loves to sing...

-Whoa, I see... I can truly see her passion in musicㅠㅠㅠ

-I really love how she always does her best in everything she does... Unnie, you're so cool, I love you...

-All my respect for Taeyeon...ㅠㅠ

-Taeyeon is the best...

-What is she talking about...? Is UR a hard song for her to sing...?

 ㄴYeah, it gets harder and harder as you get to the end of the song...

 ㄴJust watch her stage of UR, it's like you're watching a musical show. The song has a high range and it's actually a very difficult song to sing...

-I know how that feels... When everything seems to not work like how you want to, that everything just pisses you off and you can't help but get raged...

-Ah, Taeyeon is seriously so cool... I think I'm in love...

-I just watched a fancam of her singing UR and it really does like she's having a difficult time to sing it...ㅠㅠㅠ

-Taeyeon really hates to cry in front of her fans. She tries to hold it in as hard as she can. This proves how passionate she is, I'm very emotional to hear what she feels... King Taeyeon, I will be rooting for you till the end of my life...

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The title songs SM released for their girl groups when they were on their peaks

SNSD - The Boys

F(x) - Red Light

Red Velvet - RBB

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-I know right... SM always releases songs with unfamiliar genres whenever their girl groups were about to hit the peak...

-I love all of these songs...

-But I have to admit that SNSD is a great performer. Will SM be able to release girl group like SNSD again...?

-RBB is not my cup of tea... I like Peek A Boo and Bad Boy, but not RBB...

-Red Velvet hit their peak with Red Flavor, so I think the song they released when the public had the highest expectation on them was Peek A Boo and not RBB...?

-Red Light is a f*cking great song... It's just that they couldn't able to finish the promotions properly because of Sulli...

-But I-fans really like these type of songs...

-I loved The Boys so much...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I remember watching the M/V for countless times...

-RBB is a freaking great song, though...ㅠㅠ I don't understand why people seem to dislike it.. I really love it, especially Joy's part...

-The Boys is not my cup of tea... For RBB, I didn't like it at first but I guess it sounds okay now...? And for Red Light, it's the best song ever. Don't ever think to talk bad about it!!!

-I love all of these girl groups, but I don't like those songs...

-The Boys was legendary... I love it...

-I love the three of these songs... My favorite is RBB!

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Idol groups' line distributions

IZONE

Violetta

Stray Kids

Miroh

ITZY

Dalla Dalla

Blackpink

Ddu Du Ddu Du

BTS

Idol

EXO

Love Shot

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-Kang Hyewon may have small part in La Vie En Rose, but her 'Ruby-boda deo' line has a huge impact...

-Xiumin has less line that I expected...

-Hmm..? Why does V not have much part...?

-You have to check out CBX's line distributions...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ They distributed it very fairly...

-I had no idea V doesn't get a lot of part in Idol...

-I thought Yuri was the less outstanding member in Violetta era, but turns out she actually has a lot of lines...

-Those are not even accurate...

-It's so fascinating how V barely gets parts but he's really popular... That means his stage presence is very impactful, I think he's a really great performer...

-V and Xiumin's parts are very unexpected... They look very impactful on stage despite the small amount of parts they get...

-Nothing can win over CBX's line distributions for Blooming Day...ㅋㅋㅋ

-I think V always gets the least parts in BTS' songs...ㅠㅠㅠ He barely gets any lines in Fire as well...

-V has a really amazing voice, though... It's very unexpected...

-Chaeyeon gets less parts than she deserves...ㅠㅠㅠ

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