My friend is cold and she has too many things on her hands
-You can help her hold her things...
-No!!! I'd rather help her zip up her jacket!!
-Of course, I mean he can tell you to do that for her...
-He should help her dress too while he's at it then.
-I mean... You can put down your things and zip up your jacket, right?
-Are you kidding me??
-I mean, he can help her hold her things, right?? Are they filming a youth-romance movie or what?
-That's crazy, that's one of so many ways to flirt-- I feel so f*cking pissed off just to imagine it
-Idiot. He should help her hook her bra while he's at it, then.
-That's flirting
-I mean, he can help her hold her things. Why should he be the one to help her zip up her jacket?
-This happened to me before and it was actually fine for me...
-He should just date her while he's at it, then
-If he wants to help her, he could help by holding her things...
-I probably would break up with him right away
